A declaration of the sacred rights of caffeine and the importance of a good cup.
We, the undersigned, do hereby declare that the pursuit of a good mocha is a basic human right. We will not be silenced by the whiny demands of those who would have us sacrifice our daily doses of joe for the sake of a bland, coffee-free existence. No, we will not be swayed.
We demand that our local cafes be stocked at all times with a sufficient supply of high-quality coffee beans, and that the ratio of steamed milk to coffee be precisely 1:1. We will not be satisfied with any less.
We will not be deterred by the threat of rain, nor will we be swayed by the promise of a "decaf" option. We are the defenders of the bean, and we will not be silenced.